There’s been a breakthrough people! The English language just got a little bit bigger thanks to Charlie after this conversation last night.

Charlie:
“Ajar is a stupid word”

Me:
“There’s no other word you can use to describe something that’s ajar though”

Charlie:
“Slightly open?”

Me:
“That’s two words”

Charlie:
“…Slopen?”

So there you go folks, you have been witness to the beginning of a new age of language! All thanks to one woman.